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The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Shut up! Will you shut up?!

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Bring her forward! Where'd you get the coconuts?

Now, look here, my good man. Burn her! He hasn't got shit all over him. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!

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